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Accoutrements & Friends Stay Away From Assholes Soap

Accoutrements & Friends Stay Away From Assholes Soap

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  • Soap with a message
  • Great novelty gift
  • Size: 2 oz 
  • White tea & Violet
  • Made in the USA

An ideal gift for those best friends who like a laugh, give them some important and vital information we all need to know. The best way to give some important information we have found is on soap, so ta dah. Here you have it with the stay away from assholes soap. Clear and to the point and if they have just had a rough time this cheek soap is sure to make them smile and get away from the assholes.

A well packaged soap we agree, but the actually soap itself is fabulous and ideal for that long soak in the bath. Scented with violet and white tea, this soap smells divine and will leave your silk silky soft. This soap is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base & essential oils.

Size: 2oz 

  • Our standard delivery is £2.99
  • FREE delivery over £15! (SPECIAL OFFER)
  • Sent first class
  • Same day dispatch if ordered before 3pm
  • Personalised Gifts will follow separately once we have personalised them
  • Order placed over the weekend, will be sent out Monday

Next Day Delivery

  • Priced at £7.99
  • Available for Saturday delivery if ordered on Friday before 3pm
  • Orders over the weekend we be sent out Next Day delivery on Monday
  • Same day dispatch if ordered before 3pm
  • Will arrive before 1pm

Next Day Delivery on Personalised Goods

  • Lead time 1-3 days to personalise item
  • Orders over the weekend we be sent out Next Day delivery on Monday

International Delivery

  • Please allow 7- 10 days for delivery

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