Oh my, now if you need a novelty gag gift this beauty has it covered. The images you should not masturbate to book really is that simply, 80 pages of colourful images which will have the same effect as taking a cold shower. The totally random book is great for husbands friends or boyfriends, and if they like a challenge...well ta dah.
A great laugh out loud book and fabulous stocking filler, if they have a great sense of humor this is a must. Guaranteed to dampen the urge for sure. Contains 80 pages
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Yes, a signature is normally needed so please use an address where you know someone will be in. If there is no one in Royal mail will leave a delivery card telling you where your parcel is and how to collect it or arrange another time for it to be delivered.
We offer returns up to 30 days on all of our products.
Personalised Gifts we cannot refund unless faulty.
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