Off travelling, off on your jolly holidays then we have the ultimate travel companion for you. The “How to Swear” around the world book. Ideal for those times when nothing will do, except to as the Spanish would say, “I need to call you Hugo”. No matter where you’re travelling too, we have a whole list of excellent swear words that will not only turn the air blue but get over your announce in any holiday or travelling destination. No matter the language.
Nicer sectioned into chapters, from everyday swears to fighting talk it’s all covered in this fabulous book. Finished off with superb illustrations this will make a fabulous gift for those who do enjoy a good swear. At 128 pages long we can safety say you won’t run out, but remember swear with caution… (Parting words aka I am Sorry also included at the back, because lets face it, you never know!)
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